b) the fact that I will not get in trouble for walking out in the middle of famous people's lectures
c) the fact that one of the Brits looked like a hobbit and speaks Middle English
d) the fact that I can respond to a professor's question by using a bunch of SAT words and nod knowingly and people will think I know what I'm talking about
e) the fact that I get to curse in class and then pretend it's just "part of the reading"
f) the fact that I can sneak into advising hour at Mather House, make myself a free sundae, and take it back to the comfort of my cozy feng-shui'ed dorm room
doesn't get much better than that.
plus, i have met a hairy coo, so my life is complete:
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