Fantastic times in the Quincy Grille. We are supposedly working. We are not really working. I am blogging. Sachi is talking about her hatred of ketchup. Rachel is playing with a photo-collage program on her computer called "Comic Life". Rheeq Rheeq and Barry are comparing their loves for Seinfeld and Bruce Springsteen. Much is being accomplished. Fun quotes:
Sachi reminisces about the "good old days" of New York City, back when there were blue MetroCards and other sundry wonders....
Sachi (in an old Jewish grandmother voice): Back when you could take a bath in the Hudson River it was so clean! And I bought my house for fourteen clams from an Algonquin named Joe. . . Joe Littlefeather.
Ryder: Joe No-sense-of-value.
Sachi: Joe Will-buy-anything-for-clams
Soooooo racist.
Sachi is reading a study guide for childhood. Not sure what that means. Rheeq says her childhood was delicious. Rachel is choosing bad pictures of me for her comic collage. There is an annoying beeping that has been coming from the kitchen of the Grille for OVER AN HOUR. WHYYYYYY???
Sachi on ROFLcon: You know, there's already a convention for the internet, it's called the internet.
then...
Do you not read the internet? It's really good.
Now Sachi says...
Sachi: I don't understand why we're all sitting here blogging. We're the only people who read each other's blogs!
Barry: Rachel's emailing. So is Olivia. I wonder if they're emailing each other. I hope it's about boobs, because they're girls. "Dear Rachel, I have two." If I were a girl I bet I would have big boobs. And a big nose.
Rheeq Rheeq: This isn't Uno's, this is the Grille! It's classy.
Sachi: I hate taking someone's pants off and finding something weird.
Barry: Like a cat?
Barry: Wait, Olivia's blog isn't on my blog roll! What is it called, "IDefyGravity12"?
Sachi: It's called "Blonde Redefined", it's not that far from "IDefyGravity12."
Hezzy: Last I heard you didn't have to go to a prostitute to get STDs.
Sachi: Oh my God! I've been wasting so much money!
Olivia: THAT's going on the blog.
Barry: Oh my God you're putting everything on the blog. You're like my high school friend Igor who carried around a notebook to write down funny things people said.
Rheeq: Wait, go back. What?
Watch this video:
It is priceless.
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