Oh, Harvard...

So I'm sitting in the basement of Kirkland, "working" as a storage monitor, reading and staing into space. I've been assigned to the ever-important B-entryway refrigerator room. It's pretty badass...

So I'm sitting here, pretending to read, when something green and shiny nestled among the fridges catches my eye. It's about two feet high, weirdly shaped and has two tube thingys sticking out of it. After closer inspection, I realized it's a hookah. Just sitting there, hanging out with the fridges. It also has matches, some charcoal and other hookah-y paraphenalia sitting on top of it.

Now, this raises a few questions in my mind. First of all, it has no storage label on it. How can I conscientiously release an item from storage without the proper documentation? That would be ethically wrong. And why did the person who owns this object place it in the refigerator room? Does he or she classify it as a food storage device? Perhaps he or she felt it would be more inconspicuous grouped with the hundreds of illegal microwaves in the refrigerator room? It's all such an enigma.

Also, they took my candles out of my room but they let THIS into storage? So unfair...

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