Things we have learned tonight:
- Kara is a tiny, tiny girl. But a big whore.
- Kara is a cautionary, cautionary tale.
- Thesis jokes are never funny, they're only relevant.
- Rachel can adjudicate things she says to be hilarious.
- Kara's whoredom forms a protective shell around her being. So she can take it like a big big whore.
- Rachel's not in a mood. She's Max Weber.
- Apparently Stu probably didn't appreciate me naming him Stu. Rachel apparently talks to computers.
What would Max Weber say about this? He would say you were a big big whore.
Rachel puts her post-it notes to good use.
The midnight d-hall squad:
Now they have abandoned me to my grant proposal writing. Sad.
In other news, Jen had a sad encounter with a rabbit and now it is haunting her. I told her to have a seance to make it forgive her. Hopefully bunny ghosts don't bear grudges. What do we think?
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