Sunday, February 24, 2008

More amusement from Quincy Open...


[Quincy-open] To the individual that pounds the cinder block

To: quincy-open@hcs.harvard.edu
I can appreciate the fact that you are either practicing for something or simply alleviating your aggression, but can you please not pound on the cinder block in Old Quincy basement past midnight? Really, could you not do it past 10 at night? I live on the first floor and I can hear every smack of your hand, it, quite literally, vibrates my bed frame in a non-pleasurable manner. I speak for those that quietly suffer on the first floor of the entryways above which you practice: please desist. I would ask you in person, but sometimes when I go down there to see what all the noise is about, you are wielding a rather large sword; frankly, its intimidating.

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Now, never having heard this person, I haven't had the pleasure to judge for myself, but this is the type of character I imagine is banging around Old Quincy basement:

That would be intimidating to come across on my way to the laundry room. But here's my tip: take a broom or something innocuous, raise it above your head, and shout, "BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!" repeatedly while spinning around. I think maybe that would remedy the situation.

Just a suggestion.


(PS if you don't get that joke, click the phrase which activates the Sword of Power)

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