Are you a giving soul without an outlet for your positive energy?
Think your roommate is looking down this week?
Need a good way to spend a date?
Then try out BASKET O' PUPPIES, a Harvard-based startup dedicated to improving the lives of everyone, one hour at a time.
Imagine you're having a tough week. Your thesis research is going all wrong, your ex is sleeping with your best friend, your house has burnt down, the stock market has crashed, and you've been diagnosed with a particularly virulent case of chlamydia. You're walking back to your room from class after learning that your professor hated your essay so much he spat on you in class - and then had carnal relations with your mother. But you open the door -
AND THERE IT IS! A BASKET OF PUPPIES!
Because your roommate, the thoughtful little crumpet he is, has rented out a basket of puppies for an hour just for you! Imagine all of your sorrows melt away as puppy labradors and daschunds playfully romp in your dirty laundry and nip at your toes. And at then end of the hour, you pay us the requisite fee, we come and take the puppies away from you, leaving you to wallow in your misery again. But come on, it was worth it, right?
Basket o' Puppies. Available in most major U.S. cities!
Standard rate: $30 an hour for a basket of 6 puppies.
ALSO!
BASKET O' PUPPIES is looking to hire compassionate, hard-working individuals - maybe even you! Just send us a resume and we'll try to get you an interview - be sure to bring us the cutest puppy you can find!
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